Hadoukening Chunli

Posted by Grey Saturday, May 29, 2010

Ryu Vs. Chunli. On the cover of a male performance enhancement supplement sold in Asia called ... Stree Overlord!

Not a typo. Not a hoax. Not an elaborate prank that we came out with, but something we stumbled upon while tripping around the sometimes excruciatingly informative Kotaku.

Accordingly, Stree Overlord has an intriguingly origin of legendary proportion.

The hidden secret as revealed by the product's manufacturer, Mayo Kaisha Pharmacy Export Ltd:

In the beginning, before the Shogun were dominating Japan, the Overlords were dominating women with Fierce Intensity during sexual intercourse. This intensity was spoken under cover for years among women who craved multiple orgasms, men with endurance of machine and an Iron Beam between their legs.

For centuries the scroll of Stree Overlord had been lost since the night of Stree's death until Ho Jun Kim found the scroll in the attic his house in present day, Southern Japan.

Sometimes destiny wins!!!

Ho Jun was a pharmacist and a very successful businessman. In a flurry of curiousity, Ho Jun replicated the Fierce Intensity once controlled by the Overlords of Northern Japan. Within 20 minutes time, Ho Jun Kim could feel the power of the Overlord Fierce Intensity. Immediately, he knew there was a way he could help all men please they're women. Ho Jun sold the formula to the Mayo Kaisha Pharmacy with one stipulation, they call their new product…Stree Overlord; in memoriam to the protector.

Stree Overlord. Street Fighter. You do the connection. Anyway, there's something to be learned here.

One, forget Iron Man. Feel the wrath of the Iron Beam.

Second, ... "Sometimes destiny wins!!!"

Source: Kotaku


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