It's already Christmas Eve and you still have not gotten any presents for your loved ones? We hope you have the spare cash to part with for this one.

Consider the prospects of enhancing the death metal element to infinity by installing a gorgeous sculpture of a imp peeing blood at your dear friend's front yard. And mind you, this ain't no whimsy task. The finished product would cost you a stellar $40,000 with $13,000 down payment required.

Are you the world's biggest Metalocalypse fan? No, really, their BIGGEST fan? Well, time to put your money where your mouth is by blowing all of that filthy, dirty cash you have lying around on this incredibly decadent purchase: a perfect replica of the fountain that decorates the nightmarish foyer of Dethklok's luxurious and deadly estate. Nothing will boast your dedication to animated death-metal more than this disgustingly lavish and entirely unnecessary conversation piece squatting in your front yard. It will also do your neighbors the courtesy of informing them that yes, you are 100% balls-out crazy. Both shipping (and, of course, blood) are not included.

And some serious disclaimers for those still in doubt.

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

- Order a replica of Dethklok's fountain
- Marble fountain; approx. 66" in height, 96" basin diameter
- 8-12 weeks production time
- Ships anywhere in North America or the Caribbean
- Price does NOT include shipping, will vary by location
- $13,000 security deposit required upon purchase to weed out the jokers
- Fountain is non-refundable
- Seriously, this is real
-This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A.
-SKU: MTLASFOUNTAIN




Source: AdultSwimShop

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