Running out of ideas for your superhero comic book? At They Fight Crime, get your infinite source of wayward high concept for your superhero comics.

Perhaps indicative of the simplistic nature of the concepts behind modern-day comic books, They Fight Crime is a website which will generate a superhero comic book-esque concept by random every time you load the page.

Here's my first try:

He's a suicidal drug-addicted vagrant haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a beautiful mute widow who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!

The second:

He's a suicidal Catholic rock star trapped in a world he never made. She's a bloodthirsty thirtysomething soap star who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

The third:

He's an otherworldly voodoo dwarf haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a transdimensional thirtysomething cab driver with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!

Okay, you get the idea. Seriously, I think this might just work for some people.