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Posted by Grey Saturday, October 1, 2011

To commemorate the birth of a cool Metal boy on our earthly plane, this Children's Day, we bring you the ass-kicking, hard-hitting, Hessian Hobbies, from Nova Scotia-based family therapist Crocus Bocephus.

Today is the first day of October, and incidentally the Children's Day celebrated by Singapore. Never mind the fact that from this year onward, celebration of the day will be changed to the first Friday of October, today marks the birth of an awesome Metal baby in yours truly's family.

In commemoration of that, we bring you Nova Scotia-based family therapist Crocus Bocephus's exhilaratingly kick-ass how-to video clip that answers the toughest question on every Metal Dad's mind: "What do Metal Dads do when their kids are bored?"



Here at Hessian Hobbies we had a tough question to answer. "What do Metal Dads do when their kids are bored?" Answer! "THEY CRAFT!"
Song: "Summoning Lupine" by Leviathan, released on Moribund Records

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