The Cinematic Avengers Assemble... probably for a mass orgy, courtesy of multiple (porn industry) award-winning director Axel Braun and Vivid Superhero.

Can The Avengers get any more star-studded? Will Spider-Man ever get to join The Avenger in cinemas? Will we live to see former WWE Divas Chyna playing the role of She-Hulk? Yes, the answers to all of the above is a freaking resounding yes, thanks to multiple (porn industry) award-winning director Axel Braun and Vivid Superhero, the good folks who previously brought us traumatizing pornographic epics like Star Wars XXX, the critically acclaimed and award-winning Batman XXX, and The Incredible Hulk XXX.

Vivid Superhero, AKA VividXXXSuperheroes, is the imprint under Vivid Entertainment that specialises in superhero-themed parody porn. Yes, the society now has a particular department that specialises in porn parody of superheroes. God is Great! Yeah right, I am an atheist.

You know it has to happen. Without any further ado, here's the very-safe-for-work trailer to The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody.



The box art of the pornographic epic in the making.

With quite possibly the most inspired casting in American pornographic film history in former WWF Women's Championship Chyna as She-Hulk (eat yer heart out, Triple H), this could just be a shoo-in for porn of the year. For an interview with "The Ninth Wonder of the World" on her thoughts on the film and Hulk Hogan's sex tape. check out 411mania.com. For more on the actual She-Hulk's sexual conquest, check out this article at ToplessRobot.com. In the meantime, here's what director Axel Braun has to say about the film:

"In this parody I wanted not only to showcase a more complete Avengers lineup than the one offered by the Hollywood movie, but also to do justice to some of their costumes like the blue/purple Hawkeye outfit that was inexplicably ditched by Joss Whedon in favor of a boring black one," said director Axel Braun. "And Lexington Steele as Nick Fury is way more badass than Samuel L. Jackson."

And here's the official synopsis of the film:

The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody. A parody of the 2012 film and long-running comic book. Starring Dale DaBone as Iron Man, Brendon Miller as Thor, Lexington Steele as Nick Fury, Eric Masterson as Hawkeye, Brooklyn Lee as the Black Widow, Lexi Swallows as Ms. Marvel, Jenna Presley as Spider-Woman, Phoenix Marie as Sharon Carter, Chyna as She-Hulk, Xander Corvus as Spider-Man, Jordan Lee as Hulk and Danni Cole as Scarlet Witch. Directed by Axel Braun.

Whoa, eleven Avengers against a rampaging Hulk? What a perfect plot for a porn. And yeah, the hellacious superheroes all-star battle royale cum mass orgy will be hitting the shelves on May 8th, just in time to cash in on the original.