Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her: Zombie of the Week

Posted by Grey Friday, March 15, 2013

Brace yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with the Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her, perfumes that are meant to repel than attract the unwanted advances of the Undead. 



Despite the fact that we all survived the much-talked-about Judgement Day in the Mayan Calendar, nobody knows for sure if the world will be ending on a whimper or a balls-to-the-walls human drama, full-scale Zombie Apocalypse. Nevertheless, with the increasing news of apparent zombie sightings from the hobo-eating perpetrator high on "bath salts" ( a new designer drug alleged to be able to give a sense of invincibility to the user while also causing uncontrolled body temperature) to the New Jersey intestines-hurling man to even more morbid accounts of cannibalism last year, even CDC, who previously provided us with some handy survivor guide for zombie apocalypse, has to stepped in to address the situation with an official statement: "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)."


Here to help us to deal with that inevitable Zombie Apocalypse this week is a handy tool every prospective Z-Day survivor ought to have: Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her. From Demeter Fragrance Librarythe makers of a ludicrous multitude of offbeat scents from Birthday Cake, egg nog, Play-Doh, to Holy Water, comes this insane undead-theme perfume that will come in handy as and when Z-Day struck.




While conventional perfume is usually meant to attract attentions, Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her does the opposite by repelling the unwanted attention of brain-seeking undead by making "the dead simply pass by without offending.” And for those thinking that the perfumes will probably smells like some heavily decomposed corpses, Zombie for Him is made of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth, while Zombie for Her is lighter, more feminine version of the latter, adding only "a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel." 

Here's the official product description from the official pages of Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her:


So you're a Zombie. Or you know a Zombie. And you might become a Zombie. Any way you slice and dice it, you’ll need different kinds of fragrance. Fragrances that can make the dead simply pass by without offending. Because only Demeter Fragrance Library could make a Zombie fragrance eminently wearable.

Zombie for Him: Think forest floor.  Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.  A definite must-have for any
Man’s scent collection.





Zombie for Her: A slightly lighter version of the Men's fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.




Source: Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her via iO9

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